Saving the world…
eventually.
We're not the heroes you deserve, but we're the ones you get when the A-listers are busy.
Our "Heroes"
The best of the rest. Literally.
Captain Procrastination
He'll save the day... tomorrow. Or the day after. Definitely by the end of the week.
Mildly-Annoyed Man
Fights evil with a world-weary sigh and a profound sense of inconvenience.
Spreadsheet Girl
Organizes threats into pivot tables and defeats villains with VLOOKUP.
Dr. Edge Case
Specializes in villains that only appear on a Tuesday if it's raining.
What We "Excel" At
Our core competencies, more or less.
99.9% Dramatic Entrances
Best-in-Class Cape Management
Ethical-ish
Got What It Takes? (Probably Not)
If you're semi-super and fully available, drop your email below. We have very low standards.